Chief
11-17-2007, 07:14 AM
I am taking wagers on how long it will take Larry Patella to send out his next angry rebuttal to the columbian, in response to the "Jeer" that was awarded to Commissioner-Elect Jerry Oliver in this morning's paper. Everyone should know by now that Larry Patella only knows what the columbian tells him to think about any issue, so this one should be a fun read.
So belly up and place your bets in the following catagories...
** How many words long will this one be??
** Number of times will he use the phrase "Without a vote by the people",
** ditto, "Tax us out of our homes"??
** ibid, "Outrageous 132% increase in our property taxes"
** ibid, "backroom deals"
** Total number of completely wrong assertions
** Total number of baseless accusations against elected officials
** Chances of a sympathy mention for Charlie Stemper
** Chances of a demand for Arch Miller to step down immediately
** Chance that Commander Kneecap will sprain at least one finger pounding out his next e-mailed rant...
Figure the odds...
::)
So belly up and place your bets in the following catagories...
** How many words long will this one be??
** Number of times will he use the phrase "Without a vote by the people",
** ditto, "Tax us out of our homes"??
** ibid, "Outrageous 132% increase in our property taxes"
** ibid, "backroom deals"
** Total number of completely wrong assertions
** Total number of baseless accusations against elected officials
** Chances of a sympathy mention for Charlie Stemper
** Chances of a demand for Arch Miller to step down immediately
** Chance that Commander Kneecap will sprain at least one finger pounding out his next e-mailed rant...
Figure the odds...
::)