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Chief
11-17-2007, 07:14 AM
I am taking wagers on how long it will take Larry Patella to send out his next angry rebuttal to the columbian, in response to the "Jeer" that was awarded to Commissioner-Elect Jerry Oliver in this morning's paper. Everyone should know by now that Larry Patella only knows what the columbian tells him to think about any issue, so this one should be a fun read.

So belly up and place your bets in the following catagories...

** How many words long will this one be??

** Number of times will he use the phrase "Without a vote by the people",

** ditto, "Tax us out of our homes"??

** ibid, "Outrageous 132% increase in our property taxes"

** ibid, "backroom deals"

** Total number of completely wrong assertions

** Total number of baseless accusations against elected officials

** Chances of a sympathy mention for Charlie Stemper

** Chances of a demand for Arch Miller to step down immediately

** Chance that Commander Kneecap will sprain at least one finger pounding out his next e-mailed rant...



Figure the odds...

::)

Waterbuffalo
11-17-2007, 07:42 AM
Are you betting a Burgerville hamburger on that Chief? I'll take that one on.. :-) Either way one of us would win!

I'll take the first 48 hours? :-)

Chief
11-17-2007, 08:03 AM
I'll say it comes out before Noon today...

karma
11-17-2007, 03:07 PM
Oh no, maybe he should put in the drawer like Ginger does for 24 hours and call your's and buff's bluff??

Waterbuffalo
11-18-2007, 03:07 AM
Either way I don't care Chief! :-) A free hamburger dinner is always a cheap or safe bet.. And one of the local restaraunts WINS!