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Chief
11-11-2007, 05:11 AM
various sources...

;D

the food in my bowl
is old, and more to the point
contains no tuna

so you want to play.
will I claw at dancing string?
your ankle’s closer

there’s no dignity
in being sick - which is why
I don’t tell you where

seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
for once I need you

tiny can, dumped in
plastic bowl. Presentation,
one star; Service: none

I am in your way?
you seem to have it backwards:
this pillow’s taken

your mouth is moving;
up and down, emitting noise.
I’ve lost interest

my brain: walnut-sized.
yours: largest among primates.
yet, who leaves for work?

most problems can be
ignored. the more difficult
ones can be slept through

cats can’t steal the breath
of children. but if my tail’s
pulled again, I’ll learn

I don’t mind being
teased, any more than you mind
a skin graft or two

so you call that thing
your ‘cat carrier.’ I call
these my ‘Blades Of Death’

toy mice, dancing yarn,
meowing sounds. I’m convinced:
you’re an idiot


;D

Waterbuffalo
11-11-2007, 05:38 AM
<snerk> That was cute..

So are you finally home Chief Wahoo? or do I have to come up to Club SwashMed this morning for ritual cheerup?

Chief
11-11-2007, 12:05 PM
Praise God, I am rescued from the evil clutches of all things medical...

Waterbuffalo
11-11-2007, 08:32 PM
In the clutches of the wife and real live culture clash of ferrets?

Chief
11-11-2007, 08:49 PM
You betcha!

;D

Waterbuffalo
11-11-2007, 08:54 PM
So what will you do when you get all four vying for the attention when the wife wants it?