Chief
12-30-2007, 08:05 AM
"Destroyers and usurpers! Curse them!"
Treebeard, "The Two Towers"
"Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a goddam sexual tyranasaurus! Just like me!"
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "Predator"
"How bad is he? He can beat most men with his breath."
Mad Max, "Beyond the Thunderdome"
"Out true enemy has not yet shown his face."
Michael Corleone "The Godfather III"
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the International Communist Conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
General Jack D. Ripper, "Dr. Strangelove"
"I been to one world fair, a picnic and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of headhones!"
Major Kong, pilot of the B-52 "Leper Colony", "Dr. Strangelove"
"It's only a fleshwound, lambchop."
Max Bialystock, "The Producers"
"A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no hole is a danish"
Ty Webb, "Caddyshack"
"That's a real nasty habit you got there."
Carl Withers, "Predator"
"People don't say that about you, as far as you know..."
Ty Webb "Caddyshack"
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
Tyler Durden, "Fight Club"
"All green of skin! Eight hundred centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of halfbreeds! For the fundamental thruth is self-determination of the cosmos! For dark is the slave that mows....like....a harvest."
Translation of Martian statement, "Mars Attacks!"
"What the hell does that mean??!!"
General (Rod Steiger), "Mars Attacks!"
"Faith? I knew a girl named Faith. She cheated on me with a girl named Chastity."
Tom Sizemore, "Mission to Mars"
"As in "Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass", Zeus!!"
Samuel L Jackson "Zeus", "Die Hard with a Vengeance"
"He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliche: Mother held him too much, or not enough; last picked at kickball; late night sneaky uncle; whatever..."
Steve Buscimi, "Con Air"
"I got the FBI crawlin' so far up my ass, all I can taste is Brylcreem!"
Uncle "Junior" Soprano
"Castro! You bearded fag! I'd like to chase you down the streets of Havana in my F-4!! And De Gaulle!! God! God!! Why do you put so many jerks in the world, at the same time!!??"
Col. "Bull" Meacham, "The Great Santini"
"We're not in decent places."
Gollum, "Return of the King"
"Son of a bitch must pay!"
Jack Burton, "Big Trouble in Little China"
Treebeard, "The Two Towers"
"Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a goddam sexual tyranasaurus! Just like me!"
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "Predator"
"How bad is he? He can beat most men with his breath."
Mad Max, "Beyond the Thunderdome"
"Out true enemy has not yet shown his face."
Michael Corleone "The Godfather III"
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the International Communist Conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
General Jack D. Ripper, "Dr. Strangelove"
"I been to one world fair, a picnic and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of headhones!"
Major Kong, pilot of the B-52 "Leper Colony", "Dr. Strangelove"
"It's only a fleshwound, lambchop."
Max Bialystock, "The Producers"
"A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no hole is a danish"
Ty Webb, "Caddyshack"
"That's a real nasty habit you got there."
Carl Withers, "Predator"
"People don't say that about you, as far as you know..."
Ty Webb "Caddyshack"
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
Tyler Durden, "Fight Club"
"All green of skin! Eight hundred centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of halfbreeds! For the fundamental thruth is self-determination of the cosmos! For dark is the slave that mows....like....a harvest."
Translation of Martian statement, "Mars Attacks!"
"What the hell does that mean??!!"
General (Rod Steiger), "Mars Attacks!"
"Faith? I knew a girl named Faith. She cheated on me with a girl named Chastity."
Tom Sizemore, "Mission to Mars"
"As in "Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass", Zeus!!"
Samuel L Jackson "Zeus", "Die Hard with a Vengeance"
"He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliche: Mother held him too much, or not enough; last picked at kickball; late night sneaky uncle; whatever..."
Steve Buscimi, "Con Air"
"I got the FBI crawlin' so far up my ass, all I can taste is Brylcreem!"
Uncle "Junior" Soprano
"Castro! You bearded fag! I'd like to chase you down the streets of Havana in my F-4!! And De Gaulle!! God! God!! Why do you put so many jerks in the world, at the same time!!??"
Col. "Bull" Meacham, "The Great Santini"
"We're not in decent places."
Gollum, "Return of the King"
"Son of a bitch must pay!"
Jack Burton, "Big Trouble in Little China"